Saturday, May 8, 2010

To the lady at the department store last night:

Dear Mortified Lady,

Please accept our deepest apologies. I know that seeing my two young sons fondle the breasts on the mannequin in the swimsuit department was a shock to you. I also want to let you know that we had a talk with the youngest one about how it was impolite to remove the bra from the mannequin in the lingerie department. (the kid's got great eye hand coordination!)That was unacceptable and he now knows that.

Thank you.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha this is great.

Anonymous said...

Impressive, his grand dad couldn't undo a bra until i was 16. How did he learn this talent? girls his age aren't wearing bras yet?

The Hamper said...

lol - No! They aren't! I think he just slipped it off!!!